Saturday, May 4, 2013

Chris Brown celebrates 24th birthday with Karrauche

The singer celebrated his 24th birthday on Friday night at the Emerson nightclub in LA on Friday night. His birthday which is actually on the 5th of May was graced by close friends and his ex..Karrauche Tran who was dressed to impress in a black mini dress and white frilly boots

Her presence has sparked speculations that Chris and Rihanna have split again..
Karrauche is just waiting on the sideline for any small opening .....lol

Must Read:In Nigeria, crime pays


I was chilled to the bone as I read in a Nigerian newspaper of how a few young men kidnapped the aged mother of our Finance Minister, Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala and how a septuagenarian was killed because the ransom money was not enough.


I really do not know which I found more disturbing; the ease with which young men are lured into a world of crime or the cold hearted ruthlessness of these young men who think nothing of torture and murder. Also distressing is the fact that over 90 percent of these young men will never lead normal lives again.

They are lost forever to the world of crime because no legitimate business will bring a few millions to the purse of young, unskilled men for a couple of week’s work. And for them, make no mistake, it is work, an occupation, not just a one-off.

I am still trying to figure out why the Police decided to give the story out to the press. Is it to show that crime does not pay? Or to show that crime has become a way out for our unskilled, unemployed and misguided youths? It is not cynicism that makes me to choose the latter because every where you look shows that crime does pay in Nigeria; and the chances of being apprehended for your crime are low enough to make the venture into criminality worth the while given the returns.

Crime pays because the system is unwilling and ill prepared to tackle it. Crime pays because the proceeds of crime are warmly embraced by the society, including the church.

A retired senior police officer once told me of his involvement in a kidnap case where the police acted as ‘brokers’. After a sum had been agreed upon, the family handed the money to the police. Unknown to either party, the police took its ‘commission’ or ‘broker’s fee’ and handed the balance to the kidnappers. The kidnappers felt the family had reneged and killed the victim in a fit of anger. Thereafter, the case went cold— to use the language of the police. No arrest was made and nobody was apprehended. A clear example of how crime pays.

Are we surprised therefore that kidnappers have become emboldened? Are we surprised that more people are being recruited into this new Ministry of Labour and Employment?

And still on the police, why are we not surprised that the largest pension fraud in the country took place in the police force? In the home of those who are paid to detect crimes? It’s hard to believe that there was no connivance, that some of those millions did not disappear into the accounts of some ‘oga at the top’

Crime pays when the judiciary is compromised and the rest of us accept it as a fact of life; when independence of the judiciary is threatened by unscrupulous men in public and private life as in the case of the pension thief who left court in a chauffer driven Mercedes benz.

Crime pays when the church, our moral sanctuary is being used to launder ill gotten money; when men of god readily accept houses abroad from corrupt public and bank officials.

Crime pays when politicians loot their ways to higher offices and nothing happens; when security and other votes are used to feather private nests.

Crime pays when militants and those on the fringes of law and order are rewarded with multi-billion naira contracts to secure pipelines that they have, and are wilfully vandalising.

Crime pays when Boko Haram terrorists are now the new bride in town and their sponsors are waiting to collect a hefty bride price.

How did we get to this sorry pass? We have to look at the structures of the society; at our apathy towards stolen and misappropriated funds; at our calm acceptance of crime and criminals. 

We have to look at the mother who asks no questions as her teenage son suddenly becomes financially independent because it means one less mouth to feed. 

At a mother who looks away when a child brings a ruler or an exercise book home from school.

 At a parent who buys JAMB results because they believe that is ‘the only way’ their ward can enter into a university.

 At a student who uses bottom power to get grades and a university system that looks away. 

At a family which sends a young, unskilled girl to the city with no questions asked as long as money is sent home to feed her siblings.

Ultimately, we have to look at our attitude towards money as it has become a god that we all – from peasant to president – worship.


The following day after the Newspaper article, I was driving along Awolowo Road in Ikoyi, grateful for the Sunday evening free flow of traffic on that normally mad road. I stopped for the traffic light and a car, driven by an expatriate, stopped by my side, effectively blocking the two lanes towards Falomo. Suddenly, a vehicle hooted impatiently behind us.

My rear mirror confirmed it was a commercial bus. I told myself he would have to fly this time. And that was almost what he did. He actually reversed, veered left, and sped past the traffic light. The expatriate and I exchanged glances and shook our heads. Guess what? The ‘smart alec’ got away with it. And you still wonder why crime pays in Nigeria? First, it gives you an unfair advantage. Second, you get away with it.

By Muyiwa Adetiba

Battle of the Diva's-Nicki Minaj calls Mariah Carey an insecure & bitter woman

The war of words continue between Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj after Mariah made reference to having more billboard no1 hits than Nicki .
Nicki took the war to twitter saying ""All dem #1s but JLo phone ringin? Lol. I guess having a personality, being a secure woman, and giving genuine critique still trumps that,"
This season of American Idol has the lowest ratings in years and  JLO is being tipped off as a replacement for Carey(what makes Nicki think she'll come back next season) lol
Continue to read more tweets..
'Bwaha! Burn? She's sad i tied her record for Hot 100 entries in only 3 years of being in the game. Yep, a black female rapper.'

'What u SHOULD be doing (wit your messy ass) is asking why a woman SO successful at her age, is still so INSECURE, and bitter,

Thursday, May 2, 2013

How To Aróuse A Girl Without Actually Touching Her


Aróusing any girl he wants is every guy’s dream. Find out how to get a girl hórny and wet just by sitting next to her and using these 8 smooth moves. 
Now let me make this clear.
 
This isn’t easy.
And getting a girl hórny is more about the vibes and séxual tension that both of you feel than anything else.
If you jump any moves or indulge in the next step before the earlier one, you may just end up losing the whole cause.
An opportunity to get a girl hórny while sitting next to her can’t be preplanned most of the time.
So use any opportunity you get when you see one similar to the chances mentioned here.
How to get a girl hórny
To make a girl feel hórny, you first need to build the séxual chemistry between both of you. You need to flirt with her, tease her and make her like your attention.
And when you feel like there’s some secret chemistry in the air, just sit next to her, use these tips and watch her get aróused in no time!
How to make a girl wet while sitting next to her
Is it really possible to make a girl hórny by just sitting next to her? Well, with these 8 tips here, it definitely is!
Just don’t be hasty, and if you sense any awkwardness in the air, take a step back and play it safe.
#1 Sit really close. When you’re with this girl you’re séxually attracted to, find an excuse to sit really close to her.
But as you sit next to her, make sure you’re sitting in a tight spot so your arms are touching each other’s. And even if there’s a lot of space to sit on, squeeze close to her and immediately shift her focus to something else so she’s too distracted to slide her bútt away from you. Make sure your arms touch each other, because the soft grazing of both your arms is crucial to rouse the séxual tension and turn her on.

#2 Keep her interested. Don’t talk flirty at all. It’ll raise her guard. She’s already touching you and she’s obviously conscious of that. Get her distracted from the touches by having an interesting conversation with her.
Get her attention by gossiping about something you heard or reveal a little secret you heard. As long as you excite her with something while talking to her, she’s overlook the fact that both of you are almost attached at the hip.

#3 Start talking flirty with her. Getting a girl hórny is easiest when both of you have to sit next to each other for a while with no interruptions, be it in a boardroom or a library, or even while travelling in a train or bus. But no matter where you are, just get her involved and things will go smoothly all the way.
Somewhere along the conversation, get flirty with her discreetly. Compliment her about something to start with. Be very subtle or she’ll move away from you. “You smell great”, “I like the fabric of your shirt”, “You have really nice eyes, did I ever say that before? From this close, it sparkles” are just a few lines that’ll charm her and yet make her blush without moving away from you.

#4 Touch her fingers. Play it safe and slow. No matter what, make sure these little moves both of you are indulging in is discreet. If she feels awkward or uncomfortable, it’s the end of the road for your séxual endeavor. Find an excuse to touch her fingers, either by brushing her palm with yours or by giving her something to hold. Compliment her about her delicate fingers or how smooth it is. She’d know your naughty games by now, but as long as you keep the pace slow and enjoyable, she’ll like your sensual touches.
Another good way is to pretend like you read palms. It’ll work even if she knows you have no idea about palmistry. Flirt with her and say something naughty when you see her palms. Or if that doesn’t work, touch her fingers and compliment her ring or her bracelet. Or even her earrings. Just make sure you warm her up to your touches.

#5 Whisper into her ears. This is especially good if there are other people around both of you who are too preoccupied with something else. Movie theatres, bus journeys, the backseat of a car with friends when another guy is driving, or if both of you are at home watching a movie are perfect times to indulge in the whispering act.
Don’t be funny while whispering into her ear. If she laughs, it completely kills the mood. Go near her ear like you’re whispering something and compliment her again and say you just had to compliment her about the same thing again.
If you want to get straight to the point, whisper into her ear and ask her if she’d like to hang out with you later. Whispering something intimate like a date request with some heavy breathing in the background will make the hair on the back of her neck and hands stand. And make sure your lips graze her ears so she can feel a hint of a teasing kiss on her ear.

#6 Reach out from across her. To make any of these moves work, you have to feel the séxual tension in the air. If you don’t feel it, don’t try these moves. And when you feel the séxual chemistry thicken in the air, don’t worry, she’ll feel it too and even get aróused by it.
Now that you’ve been touching her and whispering into her ear, it’s time to take it to the next level. Find an excuse to reach out to something from across her. And as you reach your hand out to pick something up, make sure your shoulder or arm grazes her bréasts or some other strategic body part. Play innocent and don’t jerk back or look awkward. Make it seem natural, like you’re a clean boy scout who’s doing nothing wrong.
If her bréasts are out of reach, move your hands across her back or over her thigh, or just about any place that you wouldn’t touch in other casual circumstances.

#7 Read her reciprocation. If she starts speaking softly or moves closer to you, chances are, she’s as hórny as you are right now! If you’ve been following these tips to the tee, you’d definitely have an erection already. Just play along and repeat the flirting, teasing, touching and reaching out to body parts now and then for as long as both of you enjoy it.
Graze your hands against her bréast or watch her tee shirt and if you find anything stiffened up, you’ve just worked your magic and made a girl hórny, my friend!

#8 Ask her out. Now all this turning on shouldn’t go to waste, should it? Tease her and play with her for a while, and she’ll love it all the more. Or if you want to do something more about it, go close to her ear and ask her if she’d like to come over to your place.
If you’re with friends, make an excuse and get out separately and meet her outside so both of you can get home and do something about all that heavy petting and raging hórmones!
And that’s all you need to do to figure out the secret behind knowing how to get a girl hórny and wet. I’ve used it dozens of times, and it’s taken me to bed almost every single time!

Miley Cyrus bares it all in shocking photos for V magazine

Who knows Miley Cyrus? Well if you were an Ajebota kid with Disney channel in your house,you will..Lol. She was the star of the popular Hannah Montana series.At just 20 years old,she is engaged and has shed her good girl image via this shocking shoot..
Waiting for the first Nigerian  female celebrity to try this..more photos after the cut....


Meet The 55 Year Old Woman Who Looks Like A 29 Year Old


Shellie Bo Talley is a 55 year woman who looks and dresses like a woman in her 20's.
The only thing that gives her away is her grey hair. Shellie is a mum, grandmother, host and CEO of Blaq Pearl Entertainment. She says she's never had surgery.

Hot or not?

I think he is very stylish... :-)